castiel-counts-deans-freckles:
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
there’s a male side of tumblr?
Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon
Neil A.
Now say that backwards
wake up, America
did we send neil armstrong to the moon
or did we send him back to the moon